Butthaism

 Yes I heard the voice what the world needs now is a new religion Judaism Chirstainty, Islam have all drooped the ball. The big three are losing out to all these startup cults Scientology Buddha ,Hairy Krishna's
Atheism they are all taking a piece of the pie. Nobody believes in religions anymore most people still believe in God but not in organized religion because it is so corrupt it's about money not about God.
 God created the universe but he needs your money that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
the preacher needs the money and if he was working for God. God would give it to him. He would not need to beg you for money. Or try and make you feel guilty then take your money
 It's like when George Harrison  went to India he fell for Buddhism then he brought his buddies with him it did not take John Lennon long to figure out all they wanted was money just like the Churches back home.
  So my new religion is called Buttha that is right our graven image is the ass of a beautiful woman we still believe in God but we pray to the Buttha the ass of a beautiful woman Put your hands on it.Put your face in it
rub it it's as smooth as Buttha I was studding some old books I found under a rock in my back yard and it told a tale of a ancient people called the Assholys and they worshiped the Buttha yes they put there hands on it. They stuck there face in it They rubbed it. They were a great nation 10,000 years ago they knew more than we know now They lived in tents and wiped there ass with there hands but they had great knowledge 
of the spirit world and were moved to worship a woman's ass. It says in there book from the smelly ass of a woman will come good shit. So there you have it everybody wants good shit. There is no need to donate money to this religion because everything is payed for. They put money into cds thousands of years ago and are living off the interest. Yes just like rich people do today. All there priest are bi sexual so they can moleste
anyone the same as the Catholics. They will leave know stone unturned in there quest to be come the worlds
new super religion its a fight with the Mormons Morons. But the Assholys are a proud people and many of there dissidents are still here today I myself am a  Chief of the Assholys and there are many more like me
just waiting to get our hands on the reins of power so we can show everyone how big a assholy we really are.
 This is not to be confused with Bubbaism a cult that is trying to take hold in the deep south. It is a kin to nepotism and cronyism. That is when you are so in breed your friends and your family are the same for a 200 mile radius. This is a growing problem in the south that is why we are going to let the Morons I mean Mormons have them they speak the same language you know is you sister good in bed.
 That's all for now I will be letting everyone know how the new temple in Dallas is coming along the ten billion dollar super dereair cathedral and shopping mall. It's all gas..